Santori time, anyone?

Look, everybody! It's supermodel Miranda Kerr in a slightly "eccentric" Japanese lemon tea ad she probably hoped us snarky Western types would never spot. (Bad luck, mate!)

We're loving the little yellow Santa suit, by the way. And the smitten reindeer. And the fluent Japanese singing. Especially the fluent Japanese singing.

(Come to think of it, we have no idea if Miranda's Japanese is "fluent". She could just be making vaguely Japanese-sounding noises, for all we know.)

Anyway, fancy watching some more embarrassing celebrity adverts? We have just the thing...

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  • Brad Pitt - Pringles

  • Tina Fey - Mutual Savings Bank

  • David Hasselhoff - Barclaycard

  • Mr T - Flavorwave Turbo

  • Bruce Willis - Seagrams wine coolers

  • Keanu Reeves - Kellogg's Corn Flakes

  • John Lydon - Country Life

  • Vernon Kay - Flora Cuisine

  • Sean Bean - Barbican

  • Tim Lovejoy - Giovanni Rana pasta

  • Keanu Reeves - Kellogg's

  • Matt LeBlanc - Heinz Ketchup

  • Peter Mandelson - The Times

  • Ben Affleck - Burger King

  • Muhammad Ali - Four Gone

  • Mikhail Gorbachev - Pizza Hut

  • Martin Kemp and Marco Pierre White - Bernard Matthews Farms

  • Sean Connery - Ito Ham

  • Gavin Henson - Brits Bingo

  • Louise & Jamie Redknapp - Thomas Cook

  • Morgan Freeman - Listerine

  • Jean-Claude Van Damme - Coors Light