There's no two ways about it - most of you will probably end up getting drunk, trollied, bladdered, plastered, out of your tree, whatever you want to call it - at least once during Freshers' Week.
And we all know what follows... that ugly beast rears its head. It controls your life for the day and takes priority over everything else. It can only be... The Hangover.
If you ended up looking like this last night, you'll probably be needing help this morning
But dear students, never fear. There are ways of placating The Hangover.
Pay close attention, these next few tips may be the most useful thing you'll learn during your whole three years at university.