All hail the new king of the internet: Photoshop Troll.
In a wonderful scam that's reminiscent of David Thorne's Missing Missy, Photoshop Troll deliberately misunderstands people's Photoshopping requests - to hilarious effect.
Yes, whether you're a vain person wanting to have your facial 'faults' removed, or a vain person wanting other people to be scrubbed out of your picture, Photoshop Troll is your man/woman/troll.
You can keep up to date with Photoshop Troll's latest pranks on Twitter at @PhotoshopTroll. And if you'd like to help him/her/it continue to prank the world, just point your friends with Photoshop requirements in the direction of the website Photoshop Request. Just don't tell 'em where you've really sent them...