Confused by UK politics? Not sure about who's who in the new Cabinet?

Worry no more! Here's our handy guide to who's got the top jobs...

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  • Overlord: David Cameron

  • Best Friend Of Overlord: George Osborne

  • Homeopathy, Alchemy & Astrology Secretary: Jeremy Hunt

  • Token Powerful Woman: Theresa May

  • Minister Without Principles: Nick Clegg

  • Minister Without Power: Ken Clarke

  • Secretary In Charge Of Dismantling The Armed Forces: Philip Hammond

  • Shouldn't-He-Be-Collecting-His-Pension Secretary Iain Duncan Smith

  • Johnny Foreigner Specialist: William Hague

  • Ballet, Music And All The Fun Stuff Secretary: Maria Miller

  • Food Secretary: Eric Pickles

  • Take-A Hard-Right Transport Secretary: Patrick McLoughlin

  • No Runway Development Secretary: Justine Greening

  • Chief Climate Change Denier: Owen Paterson

  • Minister Most Likely To Resign: Vince Cable

  • Minister Without A Clue: Michael Gove

  • Office Christmas Party Secretary: Grant Shapps

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