Once you've learned the basics, you'll be ready to move to the juicier stuff...namely pirate chat-up lines.
Whether you want to woo a buxom beauty by announcing your intention to "drop anchor" in her "lagoon", or you would like to enquire whether she'd be willing to "scrape the barnacles off your rudder", it's all here.
As Talk Like A Pirate co-founder Cap'n Slappy exclusively told The Huffington Post UK: "We love our mates in the UK!
"Keep spreadin' the word - and the word be, 'ARRR!'"
Scroll down for the top ten pirate chat-up lines. Thanks to Capn' Slappy and Ol' Chumbucket at talklikeapirate.com!
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