In case you missed it, Snow White and the Huntsman - starring Kristen Stewart, directed by Rupert Sanders - did actually have a story on screen, as well as off it.
In a twist on the classic tale, the Huntsman (Chris Hemsworth) ordered to take Snow White into the woods and be killed has an about-face and ends up becoming her protector in their joint quest to vanquish the Evil Queen (Charlize Theron).
To mark the DVD and Blu-Ray release next Monday 1 October, HuffPostUK has an exclusive... wait for it... behind-the-scenes featurette with dwarves. As you do. Which appears as one of the extras on the DVD.
Not just any dwarves, mind. These are played by some of the best British talent around including Bob Hoskins, Nick Frost, Ray Winstone, Ian Mcshane and Eddie Marsan.