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Yes, Benjamin Franklin may have believed that the only things certain in this world were death and taxes. But that was back in the 18th century.
In the 21st century, nothing is certain but death, taxes, a spin-off T-shirt and a spoof on the 'Keep calm and carry on' poster.
And so, ladies and gentlemen, we present to you an array of the T-shirts that are now on sale on eBay in the wake of the Andrew Mitchell 'pleb' row. Fingers crossed there'll be a range of 'f***ing moron' hoodies coming soon!