Move over "Fenton! Fenton! Jesus Christ... Fenton!". The new Cry Of A British Man In Animal-Related Trouble In A South-West London Park is the opening line of the video above: "I need some help here!"
Yes, click play to watch a man getting into a spot of bother when he made the clearly not-too-smart move of interrupting two stags who were about to face off in Bushy Park as the annual rutting season gets underway.
To be fair, as the lady in the video explains, it wasn't entirely his fault. He was simply walking along a path near said stags when one of them chose to fight him, rather than his four-hooved opponent.
Congratulations, "hyped-up" stag of Bushy Park. You have now joined our ranks of 'Animals That Could Kick Your Ass'...
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