Victoria, if you're reading this, you might want to look away now.
David was consoled by a blonde lady in the crowd who not only got a hug from Becks but also the No.23 shirt off his back.
So that'll be actual bodily contact with a topless Becks plus his sweaty football shirt. Yep, we think that counts as all of her Christmas's and birthdays at once.
Last week, Becks gave sightseers an eyeful after he was caught parading around his garden in his pants...