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Morrissey On The Colbert Report (VIDEO)

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You'll never guess who showed up on The Colbert Report the other night. Only Manchester's very own "Mr Chuckles", Morrissey!

And as is traditional, mardy Mozzer sat down for a little chat with his host before leading everyone in a cheery singalong. The topics up for discussion? The royal family ("absolutely horrible people"); Pippa Middleton ("horrendous"); and the likelihood of a Smiths reunion ("not everybody is a fat old slag").

The faux right-wing talk show host also quizzed Morrissey about his vegetarianism - and posed the question of whether it would be OK to eat a lamb that was a "f***ing asshole". Click play above to find out Morrissey's answer... though we think you can already guess what it was.

(Colbert-style tip o' the hat: @ChicaLolita)

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