There’s bound to be a lot of crap on the toy market come Christmas time. For instance, last year's must-have gift was a plastic sausage dog that would produce bright yellow poo when squeezed.

This year, we have Baby’s First Baby – A pregnant baby doll, whose fetus is also pregnant!

Ok relax, this monstrosity won’t be hitting the shelves any time soon… it’s the nightmarish creation of artist Darren Cullen.

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"Real pregnancy action", is emblazoned across the presentation box, which also includes three milk bottles – one for each generation.

The back of the box boasts of “stretch marks! Cravings!”, adding “Waters really break!” What’s more, this delightful gift is also available in twins, ensuring "the fun never stops!"

After the horror subsides, you may well find yourself wondering just what it is Cullen is trying to say.

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While the folks at Dangerous Minds speculated he was trying to make a statement about glamorising teenage pregnancies (such as MTV’s 16 and Pregnant), Cullen has dismissed this.

Writing on his website, he said: “I’m not. It’s about the way these toys intrinsically train girls to have and care for children while they are still only children themselves.”

The piece will go on show at the Northern Gallery for Contemporary Art in Sunderland from 26 October – 12 January 2013.

It will feature in the show Moral Holiday, along with work by Gilbert & George, David Shrigley and Bruce Nauman.

Meanwhile the gallery below shows the toys that will be on the shelves this Christmas.

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  • Katrie Palmer, eight, looks at a break-dancing Mickey Mouse, at Hamleys in central London, as the store releases its list of predicted top-selling Christmas gifts today.

  • Katrie Palmer, eight, looks at the latest version of the Cabbage Patch Kids at Hamleys in central London, as the store releases its list of predicted top-selling Christmas gifts today.

  • Lily Parker aged 18 months cuddles Boo the World's cutest dog at Hamleys in central London, as the store releases its list of predicted top-selling Christmas gifts today.

  • Lily Parker aged 18 months cuddles Boo the World's cutest dog at Hamleys in central London, as the store releases its list of predicted top-selling Christmas gifts today.

  • Hamleys Top Ten of toys, on show at Hamleys in central London, as the store releases its list of predicted top-selling Christmas gifts today. Picture date: Thursday June 28, 2012.

  • Katrie Palmer, eight, looks at the latest version of the Cabbage Patch Kids at Hamleys in central London, as the store releases its list of predicted top-selling Christmas gifts today.

  • Oliver Martin , three and a half, holds a Spiderman figure, which can fire a motorized web from its hands, at Hamleys in central London, as the store releases its list of predicted top-selling Christmas gifts today.

  • Louie Parker , two and a half, holds a InnoTab 2 child's computer at Hamleys in central London, as the store releases its list of predicted top-selling Christmas gifts today.

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  • Totally Evil

    <em>You talkin' to me?</em>

  • Adorably Evil

    Cute, but still up to no good.

  • Devilishly Evil

    He's not really a method actor.

  • Suspiciously Evil

    There's a story behind this photo, and we don't want to know how it ends.

  • Boxed-In Evil

    Ever heard of Pandora's box?

  • Laughing Evil

    This is more than a little disturbing.

  • Ferociously Evil

    He's here to kick ass and drink milk, and he's all out of milk.

  • Curiously Evil

    <em>What did you just say to me?</em>

  • Determinedly Evil

    She WILL achieve maximum terror.

  • '80s Evil

    Don't let the stylish cropping fool you.

  • Possessed By Evil

    It's not this baby' fault.

  • Literally Evil

    This is a little on the nose.

  • Furious Evil

    This baby is coming for you.

  • Truly Evil

    This may literally be Satan's child.