There’s a depressing inevitability that every single Halloween party will have at least one “sexy witch”.
Slutty Catwoman will probably pop up too. We’re not sure quite when these costumes became so tiresome but we know we’re getting mightily sick of them.
So the new rule is: the only people who look good as sexy witches, Catwoman or doing suggestive things with pumpkins are pin-up girls.
Says who? Says us.