So it turns out the hairdressers of the world don't have the monopoly on amusing business names. There are plenty of takeaway and restaurant owners with a sense of humour out there - as editor/pun-lover Ben Brusey has discovered.
And now - after some no-doubt-painstaking research eating kebabs and hotpot around the world - Ben's gathered all the names together in one rib-tickling 224-page book, Pu Pu Hot Pot: The World's Best Restaurant Names (Viking).
We've had a good old belly-laugh at all of them - but this, without a doubt, is our favourite:
It's not even a pun. It's just an insult. And yet business appears to be thriving.
Anyway, there are plenty more where that came from...
Pu Pu Hot Pot: The World's Best Restaurant Names
And if you love this sort of thing as much as we do, check out these 20 punning business signs, courtesey of The Punning Man (see what he did there?!).