Right, stop what you're doing and listen to this seal. We said: LISTEN TO THE SEAL. Sorry, but we somehow get the feeling he's desperate to be heard.
OK, he's a little pitchy in parts, but those low notes are a revelation. This act's a raw talent - and with the right training, he could go far... [Insert your own "singing seal" gag here.]
A grateful hat tip to YouTube Petsami for the clip. And if you want more seal-based entertainment, take a look at our slideshow below...