As you go about your business today, do spare a thought for our old mate Henri the existential cat, who's really had enough of all this Halloween nonsense. Honestly - the whole thing gets right on his whiskers.

"This is not a happy time of year for a black cat who does not suffer fools," he muses, in his latest artfully shot video.

Gosh - doesn't time fly when you're being all mournful and introspective? We've just realised it's now a whole four months since Henri went to the vet's.

Anyway, want more cat-based entertainment while you're here? Allow us to present our 30 cat videos under 30 seconds long...

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  • Kitten Massage Therapy

    "Left a bit... down a bit..."

  • Cart Pushing Cat

    "What? I have to go to the supermarket."

  • Teddy The A**hole Cat

    It only takes 19 seconds for him to prove he doesn't give a damn.

  • Stabiliser Kitten

    He's transfixed by something... We just don't know what.

  • Cat Is Terrorised By Popcorn

    When food gets scary.

  • Talking Cat

    Nice to know he got his moment of fame on <em>You've Been Framed</em>.

  • Cat In A Hat Gets A Surprise

    His co-star is obviously not a fan of Dr. Seuss.

  • Hunchcat Of Notre Dame

    He's auditioning for a <em>Thriller</em> remake.

  • OMG Cat

    Like a furry little emoticon.

  • Angry Cobra Cat

    Do NOT mess with him.

  • Surprised Cat

    Classic.

  • Betrayed Cat

    Don't worry, the cat was fine. Betrayed, but fine.

  • Puppy Loves Kitty

    Puppy thinks kitty's ear is a chew toy. Kitty thinks puppy's mouth is a massager. Everybody wins.

  • Cat Plays Dead

    Or the old "Roll Over A Gunpoint" trick.

  • Bowling Cat

    It's a trap!

  • Shocked Cat

    She's a distant cousin of the <a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dramatic-chipmunk-drama-prairie-dog" target="_hplink">dramatic chipmunk</a>.

  • Sleepy Kitten

    Life is hard, you guys.

  • Spider Cat

    What on Earth is that wall made out of?

  • Cat Punches Baby

    Her flabbergasted expression at the end steals the show (don't worry, she's fine!).

  • Kittens vs. Vacuum

    It's all fun and games until someone turns on the vacuum.

  • Bowling Cat Part Two

    It's all about the towel.

  • Treadmill Cat

    She just found out how many calories are in one Fancy Feast.

  • Farting Cat

    We know, we know. This is either terrible and/or fake. But still. We laughed.

  • Turtle Riding Cat

    It's not faster, but it's a class thing.

  • Hugging Cat

    Is there anything cats can't do?

  • Kitten Falls In Hole

    It will probably take you longer to read this than it will to watch the video.

  • Startled Cat

    You think it's going to be the car that startles him, but then...

  • Kitten Attacks Dog

    "Let's see you try to steal my slippers NOW!"

  • Baby Attack Cat

    Better for her to learn at an early age that cats<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/21/cats-they-just-dont-give_n_619807.html#s103313&title=Fudgey_Kitty" target="_hplink"> just don't give a f**k</a>.

  • Kitten Mittens

    Obviously we had to include this.