Welcome to your weekly reminder of how far into the year we are. Also: a collection of jokes.

Yes, this week we've rounded up some of the tweets that made us laugh about Halloween, Disney's Star Wars, Hurricane Sandy (no, really, there were some), Freddie Starr (likewise), Danny Baker and Mercury Prize winners Alt-J. Who will always be known as "Mercury Prize winners Alt-J", at least until week 48 of 2013's Twitter Jokes Of The Week.

Take it away, funny people! *cues up 'When You Wish Upon A Star'*

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