If Mitt Romney's going to ignore 47% of the American electorate, we think it's only fair that we give him a mere 47 seconds of our time.
So thank goodness for the video above - made by Finite Funnies (masquerading as Pithy News) - which explains everything you need to know about The Man Who Would Be But Hopefully Won't Be President in exactly that amount of time.
From his background as the self-made son of a multi-millionaire to his NASA-designed brain, click play to discover some incredible Romney facts.
And when you're done? Click play on the myriad of other Mitt Romney spoofs below. Ah, Mitt. We sure are gonna miss ya after Tuesday... We hope.