From stealing hamsters and pooing on Aston Martins, to porn-mad lecturers and solving Rubix cubes, this week's round-up of funniest student confessions is the most inventive to date.

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  • University of the Arts London

    Dear Landlord, Please explain why we found a grenade in our shed.

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