Due to the Christmas break, it's been a while since our last round-up of student confessions.
But, in true style, you haven't failed to keep up the good form over the New Year. For those of you who were too busy eating turkey to get up to any nuisance, we've rounded up the best so you don't miss out.
Bucks New University (Brook Street)
I got woken up one night to my flat mates knocking on my door... The sight I found was my drunken flat mate that had fell into his room in a drunken state. We all thought, fuck it we have to do something, one of us had fake tan, so we drew a huge cock on his back (which does look like shit) lets just say he thought he woke up with mud in his bed and he had a cock on his back for 2 days. May I add after we did this he had a sex dream. Its all on video and voice recordings!