Megan Fox can speak in tongues, compares herself to a Aztec human sacrifice and describes her love for the Book of Revelations, according to a baffling interview with Esquire magazine.

Already satirised by Vice magazine, readers on Twitter have written of their astonishment at the content of the interview, and the strange quotes from Fox, who poses in lacy underwear, four months after giving birth.

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Megan Fox, in Esquire magazine


Esquire interviewer Stephen Marche describes discussing "human sacrifice" with Fox, telling her about how a beautiful youth was picked to be sacrificed by the Aztec, and given an incredibly luxurious life, but then had to willingly have his heart cut out in a human sacrifice.

Marche clarifies:

Megan Fox is not an ancient Aztec. She's a screen saver on a teenage boy's laptop, a middle-aged lawyer's shower fantasy, a sexual prop used to sell movies and jeans.

"It's so similar. It totally is," she says quietly."

At the end of the year, the beautiful youth had to go up by himself. He had to go up willingly. That was part of the deal.

Now she is shaking her head. "Not everyone understands that that's the deal," she says.

Megan Fox will not go willingly to have her heart cut out.


Bry
This Esquire thing about Megan Fox is either the dumbest thing I’ve ever read or a work of satirical genius: Really.


David Roth
The beginning of Esquire's Megan Fox profile is funnier than any satire of an Esquire Megan Fox profile could be:

Fox also compares fame to being bullied at school, saying: "Whatever your worst experience in high school, when you were being bullied by those ten kids in high school, fame is that, but on a global scale, where you're being bullied by millions of people constantly."

She describes having read the Book of Revalations "a million times" and says she believes war in the Middle East could be the sign of the apocalypse.

"When war breaks out in the Holy Land, like it is right now, if that is a sign of the immediate end times, then where are the other signs? Is it possible that it's the Internet or fame itself or celebrity?"


Helen Lewis
""I've read the Book of Revelation a million times," Megan Fox says. "It does not make sense, obviously."

And the Transformers actress has spoken in tongues, according to Marche, since the age of eight. "I have seen magical, crazy things happen. I've seen people be healed.

"It feels like a lot of energy coming through the top of your head — I'm going to sound like such a lunatic — and then your whole body is filled with this electric current.

"And you just start speaking, but you're not thinking because you have no idea what you're saying. Words are coming out of your mouth, and you can't control it. "

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