We're sure we're officially obliged to issue some kind of 'don't try this at home' warning at this point. But stuff it. Because if we had a daughter, and a vacuum cleaner, we're sure we would try this.

Yes, you might think that you're a dab hand with a Hoover. But until and unless you've tried crafting an instant, self-sealing ponytail with one - like this fella above - then we fear you might still be an amateur.

That said, this dad has a fair way to go until he can call himself The World's Best Father - as per the very wonderful Dave Engeldow here:

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  • World's Best Father

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • 4th Of July

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Pressing Matters

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Bedtime Routine

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Happy New Year

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • (Forty) First Birthday

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Steak And Eggs

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • The Big Storm

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Pwning The Noob

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Morning Shave

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Splish Splash

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • House Cleaning

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Diaper Duty

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Waiting For Santa

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Olympic Fever

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Kitchen Counter 500

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Father's Day Breakfast

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Kitchen Helper

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Detachment Parenting

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Future Olympian

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Ballet Master

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Feeding Time

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Camp Chef

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Over The Top

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Hammer Time

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Home X-ray

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • CSI (Cookie Stealing Investigation)

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

  • Behind The Scenes

    (<a href="https://www.facebook.com/EngledowArtPhotography" target="_hplink">Dave Engledow</a>)

(Via Tastefully Offensive)