A note to tourists: yes, the Queen's Guard are pretty awesome, especially when set against the backdrop of Windsor Castle. But you might not want to get in their way.

Why not? Just click play on the video above.

You'll obviously get the gist of what the guard is shouting - if not the exact words. Which rather reminds us of this old Morecambe and Wise sketch that recently came to light. Because nobody does Queen's Guard shouting like little Ern...

(Via Twenty Two Words)