It's been a long day and there'll no doubt be deals to follow, which you'll be able to read up on in the morning. Let's just hope if Nacho Monreal joins Arsenal their fans' chant for him is to this. "Monreal... Monreal!... MONREAL!"
In case you hadn't already guessed.
A fake Martin Samuel account has fooled a Mirror journalist and also those over at the Guardian, who quoted Ray Von from Phoenix Nights...
He's set to sign for Crystal Palace at the age of 39, the ageless wonder. He continues his successful quest to never retire.
|@ tonyfernandes : Junior hoillet not going anywhere. He's is a key player for the future. Needs a good run in the team. RT ... http://t.co/brUpCxTV|
They are the worst, come deadline day. And the most disturbing...
"I am watching the Beckham circus and on one of the French TV channels very close to PSG (they own it) has reported that FELLIANI could be a PSG player today!" according to the Guardian.
Some genius put together all those clips to make the McBain movie
Yes, Sky Sports News presenters are bad for your health. So I was away making a brew as the drivel continued.
The Fulham defender is in talks over a £1m move to West Brom. So busy out there...
You may be in luck. Radio Marca are reporting Malaga’s left-back Nacho Monreal has caught a flight to London to negotiate terms with.
|@ ianirvingtv : There is one lone #MCFC fan waiting at the stadium. He's convinced they will sign someone. He's travelled half an hour on the bus|
Still paying tribute to the Holland national side
With Raymond Wilkins.
The Barnsley defender is driving to Everton with his agent to hold talks over a move to Goodison Park.
"Throughout this time now I won't receive any salary, it will go towards a local children's charity in Paris and we're very excited and proud about that," Beckham explained at his press conference unveiling.
"I got offered more now than I've probably had in my career so I'm very honoured by that," Beckham said. "I chose Paris because I can see what the club are trying to do, it's an exciting city and now there is a club that is going to have a lot of success over the next 15 or 20 years."
"I don't see it as a short-term project but there is a lot that is happening at this club and I am 150% committed.
"I don't expect to come to this team and start every single game but as I said, I might have only signed a contract until the end of the season but I consider myself a part of helping this club in becoming one of the biggest powerhouses in football."
Signs on a five-month contract.
OJ Simpson. He did confess, you know?
|@ Adz77 : Maarten Stekelenburg's agent Rob Jansen just told Sky Italia “We are hard at work to move to Fulham” #FFC #Roma|
He will be wearing a Nike kit for the first time in 10 years, after donning adidas with Real Madrid and LA Galaxy.
David Beckham will wear number 32 for Paris Saint-Germain.
Sorry Spurs fans, but he's moving from Shakhtar Donetsk to Anzhi Makhachkala for £34m. That's right, £34m.
"The manager is building a dynamic and exciting young team here and there are players also with a lot of experience. Obviously, I know plenty about Charles N'Zogbia, with him being French as well, and it will be great to play alongside him.
"I know some of the other players here, too. Christian Benteke has had an extraordinary season so far. For such a young player to have made his name in the Premier League already shows there is real quality here at the Club and I'm excited by this."
That, via AVFC.co.uk
Aston Villa confirm the signing of midfielder Yacouba Sylla from Clermont Foot on a three-and-a-half year contract.