Mugshots Gainesville is a handy little website that, in its own words, "records those taken into custody by local law enforcement". Local being Gainesville, Florida, in the good ol' US of A.
And why has this particular site been brought to our attention? Because of this gem:
Yes, Thomas Lewis Edwards hasn't just been booked six times - for offences ranging from hit-and-run, leaving the scene of a crash and refusing to submit to a DUI test - but he's also a criminal lawyer. Whose job it is to help the kind of people who end up on Mugshots Gainesville. And hence his law firm's ad is appearing on the website... right alongside his very own mugshot.
Oh, dear. Although we hasten to add: the website says it "makes no assumptions or representations about guilt or innocence... Information on this site should not be used to determine any person's actual criminal record."
It can, however, be used to have a jolly good laugh.
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Arrested for: Drink-driving.
Arrested for: Beating up a bus driver. She was found later at home where she dropped her underpants in front of police.
Arrested for: Breaking into the Rice Northwest Museum of Rocks and Minerals. He was later found in, yes, a wooded area.
Arrested for: Flight. As in, fleeing from the authorities. Not actual flight (see Batman).
Arrested for: Domestic violence.
Arrested for: Hitting a man on the head with a skateboard after he took a picture of his bizarre triple-mohawk hairstyle.
Arrested for: Posing as a doctor and filling a women's buttocks with cement, mineral oil and flat-tyre sealant.
Arrested for: Operating a vehicle while intoxicated.
Arrested for: Domestic battery.
Arrested for: Fleeing during a traffic stop. He was easily found later due to, yes, the tattoos on his face.
Arrested for: Smashing statues and furniture (because God told him to do it).
Arrested for: Attempted burglary. Police found him stuck in a woman's chimney - hence the soot.
Patrick Francis Brooks
Arrested for: Burglary, receiving stolen property, forgery and violating the terms of his parole for a previous conviction. His mugshot wasn't exactly repentant.
Arrested for: Being involved in a brawl in a waffle house.
Arrested for: Driving erratically.
Robert Norton Kennedy
Arrested for: Assault. Though he did apologise via the medium of his forehead.
Arrested for: Hooking up with Divine Brown.