Afraid of getting 'nul points' once again, the United Kingdom has drastically reworked its entry into this year's Eurovision Song Contest, as sung by Bonnie Tyler. Take a look at the new video above, which was recut for the (Huffington Post) UK by David Schneider, Amanda Wilkie, Gabby Hutchinson Crouch and Handface (with vocals by Bonnie Tyler Jess Robinson).

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  • 'A Message to Your Heart' - Samantha Janus

    <strong>Year:</strong> 1991 <strong>Final placing:</strong> 10th <strong>Total points</strong>: 47 <strong>Eventual winner:</strong> Sweden's Carola with <em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmoFYmmnP-g" target="_hplink">Fångad av en stormvind</a></em> <strong>Choice lyric:</strong> "And every day is a compromise/For a grain of corn"

  • 'Teenage Life' - Daz Sampson

    <strong>Year:</strong> 1991 <strong>Final placing:</strong> 19th <strong>Total points:</strong> 29 <strong>Eventual winner:</strong> Finland's Lordi with <em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5ZfQMOHB5k" target="_hplink">Hard Rock Hallelujah </a></em> <strong>Choice lyric:</strong> "Man they couldn't save me"

  • 'Flying The Flag (For You)' - Scooch

    <strong>Year:</strong> 2007 <strong>Final placing:</strong> 22nd <strong>Total points:</strong> 19 <strong>Eventual winner:</strong> Serbia's Marija Šerifović with <em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWo1XXflfPU" target="_hplink">Molitva</a></em>. <strong>Choice lyric:</strong> "Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da"

  • 'Cry Baby' - Jemini

    <strong>Year:</strong> 2003 <strong>Final placing:</strong> 26th <strong>Total points:</strong> 0 <strong>Eventual winner:</strong> Turkey's Sertab Erener with <em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3i4S4E7h3I" target="_hplink">Everyway That I Can</a></em>. <strong>Choice lyric:</strong> "Baby, bye, baby, bye bye"

  • 'Mary Ann' - Black Lace

    <strong>Year:</strong> 1979 <strong>Final placing:</strong> 7th <strong>Total points:</strong> 73 <strong>Eventual winner:</strong> Israel's Gali Atari and Milk and Honey with <em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMCcKmDF5mE" target="_hplink">Hallelujah</a></em>. <strong>Choice lyric:</strong> "That's truth, and that's no lie"

  • 'Hold On To Our Love' - James Fox

    <strong>Year:</strong> 2004 <strong>Final placing:</strong> 16th <strong>Total points:</strong> 29 <strong>Eventual winner:</strong> Ukraine's Ruslana with <em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpRq47hP_f0" target="_hplink">Wild Dances</a></em>. <strong>Choice lyric:</strong> "The pain's in your eyes"

  • 'A Man Without Love' - Kenneth McKellar

    <strong>Year:</strong> 1966 <strong>Final placing:</strong> 9th <strong>Total points:</strong> 8 <strong>Eventual winner:</strong> Austria's Udo Jürgens with <em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UdRqLfBCSo" target="_hplink">Merci, Chérie</a></em>. <strong>Choice lyric:</strong> "A lonely cloud who'd never found his destiny"

  • 'One Step Further' - Bardo

    <strong>Year:</strong> 1982 <strong>Final placing:</strong> 7th <strong>Total points:</strong> 76 <strong>Eventual winner:</strong> Germany's Nicole with <em><a href="http://youtu.be/o67vWrkWUAQ" target="_hplink">Ein Bißchen Frieden</a></em>. <strong>Choice lyric:</strong> "You could have turned around and hit me, and I wouldn't have cared"

  • 'Don't Play That Song Again' - Nicki French

    <strong>Year:</strong> 2000 <strong>Final placing:</strong> 16th <strong>Total points:</strong> 28 <strong>Eventual winner:</strong> Denmark's Olsen Brothers with <em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy6ngThxWC4&feature=fvst" target="_hplink">Fly On The Wings Of Love</a></em>. <strong>Choice lyric:</strong> "Oh DJ, please don't play"

  • 'That Sounds Good To Me' - Josh Dubovie

    <strong>Year:</strong> 2010 <strong>Final placing:</strong> 25th <strong>Total points:</strong> 10 <strong>Eventual winner:</strong> Germany's Lena with <em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QSgNM9yNjo" target="_hplink">Satellite</a></em>. <strong>Choice lyric:</strong> "How do I begin to imagine all the happy faces I'd like to see?"