Playing the guitar, driving, Salsa dancing - all situations that instill fear into the obese by leaving you completely unable to ingest a Whopper.
Fear no more, Burger King have helpfully come to the rescue by creating the hands-free whopper.
A cross between a sophisticated and wearable eating contraption and a disgusting human feedbag that could contribute to the downfall of the NHS, they were handed out to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the fast-food chain in Puerto RIco.
Apparently the limited edition run of 50 were handed out as a joke but we can't help but wonder how many people actually really, really want one.
Burger King said in a statement to CNBC:
"The video featuring a 'hands-free' Whopper Sandwich holder was produced by an agency in Puerto Rico to celebrate the brand and the iconic Whopper Sandwich in a humorous way. However, the product depicted in the spot was not produced, or distributed to guests as some reports indicate."
A website set up for the campaign has since been taken down.
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