Attention-Seeking Fashion Week Dresses: A Word Of Advice

11/07/2013 19:15 | Updated 22 May 2015

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If you, like Keyshia Ka-oir (cosmetics creator and model), are considering an attention-seeking outfit to raise your profile at fashion week here's a word of advice from the MyDaily desk:

Half measures just don't cut it.

This dress was designed with the intention of making the viewer fear that at any moment they could be subjected to a nip slip AND an upskirt at the same time. We're not exactly signing off on that as a concept but if it's what you've spent your money on/persuaded a PR to lend you then you don't get to just suddenly opt out by wearing a not-quite-flesh-coloured bodysuit underneath.

Kids, you go naked or you go with artfully concealed undercrackers or you go home. You do NOT try to shoehorn yourself into the Venn diagram intersection between thermals and Rihanna's stagewear.

We LOVE a good attention-seeking outfit and this is just not attention-seeking ENOUGH.

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