Dear Topman, we've got a few questions about this t-shirt...
1) Why is this girl not wearing more clothes? We know it's got a little warmer recently but still.
2) Why is some guy's hands over her face? Why have you stripped her of all identity?
3) "Kissing is cool", are those her words?
4) What's with the dude's tats? Are they tents? They look like tents.
5) Don't you think this is a little offensive to girls? Because we're offended and we're girls.