Another day, another few hundred outfit changes for Duchess Kate. Seriously, the bill Clarence House are going to get for her excess baggage charges is going to make Lindsay Lohan's outstanding debt to the Chateau Marmont look like small change...
William: Seriously? Another outfit?
Kate: How will anyone know how hard we are working attending lots of almost identical handshaking opportunities if I'm wearing the exact same dress in all of them?
William: Common sense?
Kate: You have no idea how this media thing works do you? I knew you'd dozed off during the Queen's PowerPoint presentation.
William: That's as maybe, but at least I'm not leaving a trail of supremely boring dresses in my wake.
Kate: A trail of very EXPENSIVE dresses by up and/or coming BRITISH DESIGNERS, actually. This one is by Erdem.
William: Never heard of them.
Kate: That's probably because your family apparently prefer to go nude.
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