A loopy and lust-led li-lo lover is reported to have been caught having sex with an inflatable raft - and not for the first time.
Edwin Tobergta, 32 from Ohio, was spotted by a child after having "stepped out of his back door, naked and having sexual relations with a rubber pool float", reports The Smoking Gun.
And the chap has some form.
In 2011 Tobergta was caught after stealing a pink inflatable pool raft from a neighbour's home and allegedly having his sexually misguided way with it in an alleyway behind his house.
As if that's not enough, he has also been caught having relations with a 4ft inflatable pumpkin.
He faces another public indecency charge - his sixth in total for similar offences.