Bypass Coronation Street and Downton "Matthew?!" Abbey winning, we're all here for the faithful NTA red carpet fiascos, and in my case the press lounge free bar.
While on my fifth sake bomb with Big D O'Leary at Mr. Chow's, I reminisce over the highlights - Pudsey doing Gangnam Style - and lowlights - Nicole Scherzinger's daisy nipple sticker and Tulisa's spanx.
Not a couture name in sight, but was totes awed by some seriously saintly highstreet chic. As a wise old man once said, "Didn't they do well!" Before Lilia Kopylova teaches me the Charleston in exchange for a lesson in smizing, here are my saints and sinners for your guilty pleasure. Prepare to judge.