1. Holly Valance herself is bloody gorgeous.
2. This jumpsuit is not.
3. In fact the top half isn't dreadful, not least because of the invention of tit tape.
4. But the bottom half is pretty dreadful.
5. Seriously, we can't imagine there's a single person in the entire world who gets ready to go to an awards ceremony (the GQ Men Of The Year Awards in this case) and decides that their style watch words are going to be "creased baggy crotch region".
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