Jessica Biel continued her Total Recall fashion parade in London with this textured off-white ensemble on 16 August which she (or her stylist or possibly her fiance Justin Timberlake via Skype) jazzed up with a pair of bright orange shoes and bright orange earrings.
We would like to giveth with one hand BEFORE we taketh with the other so this is a gap where you can picture us applauding the skill with which girlfriend is being at one with her inner wind machine.
And then another pause where we doff our caps because we love a good colour pop. Well. Some of us do. Philippa (me) does.
[COLOUR POP CAP DOFFING]
Then comes the taketh-ing: This was a wonderful opportunity for a horizontal-striped pencil skirt and it has been cruelly squandered. For WHY?
[TUMBLEWEED FOR THE OFF-WHITE TEXTURED SHENANIGANS]
If you have neither applauded, doffed OR tumbleweeded please let us know your alternative opinions.