According to reports, R-Patz has called time (again) on his three-and-a-half year on-again-off-again-on-again-etc-etc relationship with K-Stew. Rumour has it the actor officially threw in the showmance towel on the night of his 27th birthday celebrations, just four months after the pair got back together.
Rob apparently dumped Kristen following weeks of "miscommunication", however, in true Hollywood style he hasn't ruled out a future reconciliation. Flippin' heck, why won't they just give up the ghost?
A source told The Mirror, "Things have been tricky for a while now but they've both tried hard to keep things together.
"After nearly four years, neither party was prepared to just throw in the towel. But Rob decided he needs to be single for a while and to get his head sorted. He basically needed some 'him' time.
"Everywhere he goes there are reminders of Kristen's infidelity, and it all got a bit much. They're still in touch though, and are planning to meet up to talk things through in a couple of weeks."
Hmmm, we wondered why we hadn't spied the pair together at Cannes.
Kristen, who met married film director Rupert Sanders when he directed her in hit movie Snow White And The Hunstman and spent her time at Cannes posing with her legs akimbo (see above), apparently moved out of the California home she shares with R-Patz last week.
And even though she had reportedly planned his birthday festivities, the couple spent the evening apart. After being spotted driving around the neighbourhood looking close to tears, Kristen spent the night at a friend's house less than two miles away from her and Rob's lovenest. Awks.
Ah well, at least we won't be seeing any of these style shots for a while...