Who? Kate Middleton
What? Oh Kate, haven't you ever heard the expression 'don't look a gift horse in the mouth'?
It seems the new Dorothy Perkins line created exclusively by the Kardashian sisters has fallen short of the mark in the Duchess of Cambridge's eyes. Apparently failing to secure the royal stamp of approval, Kim and co's offering to Princess Kate was promptly sent back.
A source reportedly told Marie Claire, "Kate is hardly going to turn up for an event with the Queen in a cheap leopard-print miniskirt or gold sequinned jacket." Oooh burn!
Where? Royal Mail sorting office... perhaps
Verdict? Although Kate is accustomed to the high street we're sure she would've preferred a parcel from the likes of ');