Oh, Lauren Goodger.
We're actually rooting for you fashion-wise but this is a swimsuit and you're not going swimming. You are, in fact, attending fellow TOWIE participant Joey Essex's birthday party at Ashwells Country Club in Essex.
Okay, so there's a dress-shaped piece of fabric over the top which is a decent start, but we'd really like to raise the issue of opacity.
Essentially, when wearing a dress we shouldn't be able to tell whether you've been keeping your waxing appointments.
But y'know, nil desperandum and all that - we still believe in you and will be keeping an eye out for your next outfit...
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