Lauren Goodger Plus See-Through Dress Equals Wearing A Swimsuit As Clothes

11/07/2013 19:01 | Updated 22 May 2015

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Oh, Lauren Goodger.

We're actually rooting for you fashion-wise but this is a swimsuit and you're not going swimming. You are, in fact, attending fellow TOWIE participant Joey Essex's birthday party at Ashwells Country Club in Essex.

Okay, so there's a dress-shaped piece of fabric over the top which is a decent start, but we'd really like to raise the issue of opacity.

Essentially, when wearing a dress we shouldn't be able to tell whether you've been keeping your waxing appointments.

But y'know, nil desperandum and all that - we still believe in you and will be keeping an eye out for your next outfit...


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