Who? Spice Girl Mel B and Stephen Belafonte.
What? Taking a daring-slash-ill-advised approach with a black lace minidress. We would love to applaud her risque approach, but frankly that would be disingenuous.
Where? Nobu, London.
Bonus info: Mel is the second Spice Girl in less than a week to wear a highly attention grabbing dress. Which makes us wonder: are the ladies are readying for the limelight at the Olympics closing ceremony? We REALLY hope so.