Who? The artist formerly known as Kate Middleton, AKA the Duchess Of Cambridge.
What? Struggling to contain her Project D dress against the wind, which seemed to doing its best to create another royal nudity scandal. The result is either very Marilyn Monroe, or an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction, depending on whether your glass is half full or half empty. Next time she travels we recommend a velour tracksuit and Ugg boots. Totes Towie but totes practical.
Where? Brisbane airport.
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