And in "Penis Shirt" news...
Yeah, so this morning started off all highbrow with us sighing over the Alexander McQueen show and vowing to invest in couture beekeeping at the earliest opportunity. Then our friend sent us a link to an ASOS blouse pointing out the penis-adjacent nature of the collar piping and all was lost.
JUST LOOK AT IT.
P.S. If you are looking at this picture and thinking "well yes, that does look exactly like my/my boyfriend's penis please go and see a doctor. They aren't meant to have buttons on them.
Link via @carachan1
Peeny collar Penny collar shirt, £30, Asos
Oh, and if you do invest in one you should probably go for a strong red lip in terms of the beauty styling. Y'know. To distract from the piping.