No your eyes do not deceive you - that would be mainly Jodie Marsh (glamour model gone bodybuilder champion) in a snakeskin two-piece, with bright red tresses AND skull head heels. Oh god.
OK so it's really not a look we'll be rolling out any time soon (or ever) but it's definitely one guaranteed to get heads turning. So what occasion could possibly call for such an ensemble? Why an appearance on This Morning of course, Marsh was promoting her latest Channel 5 show set to hit our tv screens. Come on Jodie, sky-highs are outty.
It get's worse. Bikini-clad selfies. We can't not look...
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