Two of the worst offenders? Tamara Ecclestone and Camilla Duchess of Cornwall (sorry). Both ladies decided to wear velvet - never an easy fabric to pull off - and both ladies failed, albeit in very different ways.
Tamara tipped the trashy end of the scales in a leg and chest-baring bright green frock, paired with stripper shoes, bad fake tan and Scouse brows...
... While Camilla was completely swamped in her deep purple covered-up frock that featured an extremely old-fashioned neckline and sleeve, giving the impression she'd just stepped out of the Tudor era.
What's worse - Trashy or Tudor? You decide.
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