This little piggy went to market, this little piggy went home, this little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy... got treated to a belly rub. And it was filmed for the internet's viewing pleasure. Hurrah!
Now, HuffPost UK Lifestyle don't know much about this black little bundle of joy, which is a shame because we'd like to make friends with him/her.
All we know is that the video was uploaded by YouTube user PetPiggiesUK in May 2013, is going viral.
Click play and prepare to have your heart melted. (Oh, and don't watch it while eating a bacon sarnie - just wrong).
[H/T Tastefully Offensive]