The look:
The press notes were all "Parisian nights, broken hearts and boisterous thumping hip hop beats". Our verdict? The eighties, Whitney Houston's best hairdo, tasseled lurex capes and lots of wiggling of the butt.
The sound:
Push It by Salt 'n' Pepa
The f-row:
Pixie Lott (again) and Kelly Brook (again) and us (HURRAH!)
The smell:
The crackle of lurex static (that's a smell, right?), spilled vodka, and dodgy eighties nightclubs.
How it made us feel:
