During the X Factor press conference judges Tulisa Contostavlos and Nicole Scherzinger said something incredibly disappointing - that they are not planning on a weekly fashion-based battle royale.
From Tulisa we have:
"I'm a bit more back to my roots I'm enjoying mixing up with the glam so I feel more me again so it's fun and myself. Nicole just knows what she's doing when it comes to fashion she knew that a long time ago so you can see her coming out looking glamorous. I haven't found myself yet."
And from Nicole's corner:
"Tulisa is gorgeous she just keeps it real. I like to switch it up and have some fun with it."
Well, it was only disappointing until we realised that:
a) That's what they say now but just give it a few weeks and we'll see whose shoulder ruffles are threatening to obscure whose face and whose uber-tight mermaid dress sees them stealing the limelight as they have to be helped down the stage steps over the course of twenty minutes by Gary Barlow.
b) Regardless of what they say we can still put a picture of Tulisa next to a picture of Nicole and call it a fashion face-off because THAT is the magic of writing on the internet.