We need something to pass the time while Kate Middleton's pushing for Britain, so we asked you - our HuffPost UK Lifestyle readers - to tell us the top things you should never say to someone in labour.

If we had to nominate someone to actually say these to Kate, it'd have to be Prince Harry, right? Although we think they'd be funniest (and safest) coming from Her Maj.

Do you have any more to add in the comments below?

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