For decades, Eustace Conway - one of the History Channel's stars of its 'Mountain Man' series - has been living 'off the grid' in his Turtle Island preserve in North Carolina.
That was until state officials raided his primitive homestead and decreed it unfit for habitation.
WATCH the video above for Conway's anguished response - which includes the word "poop" - and how he swung it to carry on his unusual but celebrated existence.
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