Altogether now: "Anything you can do/I can do in a more impressive, traditionally Russian, way..."
Yes, over here in the West, our wedding guests may attempt a conga or, if they're feeling modern, 'Gangnam Style'.
Over in Mother Russia, however, they have a little more flair. And physical prowess. Handstand dances using just one hand, anyone..?
(Via Daily Picks And Flicks)