From pop stars to Popes (well, just the one Pope), from furry felines to funny footballers: we've trawled through this week's picture agency goodies so you don't have to. Well, you'd need a password. At least one. But we digress...

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  • "If you could just move a bit further left, Your Holiness..." "I'm trying! What do you think the 'forgiving gays' thing is all about?!"

  • "Perhaps if I invaded Syria I could get one of those," mused Barack as he admired Staff Sgt. Ty M. Carter's Medal of Honor.

  • The best shot of the MTV VMAs: was it this one? ...

  • ... or this one? ...

  • Ah no, wait - it was this one!

  • Quickly learning from her mother, Harper Beckham has already started dictating Becks' style choices.

  • Ladies and gentlemen, meet Colonel Meow. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/08/28/colonel-meow-world-record-guinness-_n_3829405.html?utm_hp_ref=uk" target="_blank">No, really.</a>

  • Ellie Goulding doesn't get quite the red carpet treatment she was hoping for at the MTV VMAs.

  • Nope. Roy Hodgson has no clue about Gareth Bale, either.

  • Is it just us, or is Katy Perry a bit young for dentures? Poor love.

  • We're really not sure about the new ventriloquism act that's taking China by storm.

  • Mind you, even Kate Moss is impersonating pandas now.

  • Chuck Hagel thought this was bad enough. Moments later, they were forcing him to join a conga line.

  • Is there something in the water? There have been lots of people flipping the bird this week. First up: the ever polite Sharon Osborne.

  • Second up: a not very Bond-like Daniel Craig.

  • And third up: God.

  • It's weighing in time at Whipsnade Zoo! And as you can see, the animals are very compliant. Even the ones who have put on tons of weight (literally).

  • Others, meanwhile, celebrate their weight loss.

  • And some simply refuse to look at the scales. We know how that feels!

  • Zayn Malick suddenly wonders if it really is water he just put in his mouth.

  • Fulham's Scott Parker warms up for... well, something. Probably best not to ask.

  • Cara Delevingne looks like just another Notting Hill Carnival goer... who happens to look like a model.

  • Boris Johnson shows his hairdresser the fringe length he's aiming for.

  • Could someone pop over to the US Open and show Angelique Kerber how to use her visor?

  • Is this London's most hipster dog? We think so.

  • Oh, 30 Seconds To Mars! You're such japers!

  • Not as big a japer as Justin Timberlake, though. Well, we THINK it's him. It could be Gaga. She does wear an awful lot of face masks.

  • See what we mean? And One Direction have to act like this is completely normal.

  • Barack Obama wows the crowds with his 'invisible box' mime.

  • Not everyone's impressed, though.

  • Blimey. These Spanish footballers overreact a bit, don't they?

  • Michael Gove. Hard.. something. Yes, working. That's it!