From pop stars to Popes (well, just the one Pope), from furry felines to funny footballers: we've trawled through this week's picture agency goodies so you don't have to. Well, you'd need a password. At least one. But we digress...
"If you could just move a bit further left, Your Holiness..." "I'm trying! What do you think the 'forgiving gays' thing is all about?!"
"Perhaps if I invaded Syria I could get one of those," mused Barack as he admired Staff Sgt. Ty M. Carter's Medal of Honor.
The best shot of the MTV VMAs: was it this one? ...
... or this one? ...
Ah no, wait - it was this one!
Quickly learning from her mother, Harper Beckham has already started dictating Becks' style choices.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Colonel Meow. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/08/28/colonel-meow-world-record-guinness-_n_3829405.html?utm_hp_ref=uk" target="_blank">No, really.</a>
Ellie Goulding doesn't get quite the red carpet treatment she was hoping for at the MTV VMAs.
Nope. Roy Hodgson has no clue about Gareth Bale, either.
Is it just us, or is Katy Perry a bit young for dentures? Poor love.
We're really not sure about the new ventriloquism act that's taking China by storm.
Mind you, even Kate Moss is impersonating pandas now.
Chuck Hagel thought this was bad enough. Moments later, they were forcing him to join a conga line.
Is there something in the water? There have been lots of people flipping the bird this week. First up: the ever polite Sharon Osborne.
Second up: a not very Bond-like Daniel Craig.
And third up: God.
It's weighing in time at Whipsnade Zoo! And as you can see, the animals are very compliant. Even the ones who have put on tons of weight (literally).
Others, meanwhile, celebrate their weight loss.
And some simply refuse to look at the scales. We know how that feels!
Zayn Malick suddenly wonders if it really is water he just put in his mouth.
Fulham's Scott Parker warms up for... well, something. Probably best not to ask.
Cara Delevingne looks like just another Notting Hill Carnival goer... who happens to look like a model.
Boris Johnson shows his hairdresser the fringe length he's aiming for.
Could someone pop over to the US Open and show Angelique Kerber how to use her visor?
Is this London's most hipster dog? We think so.
Oh, 30 Seconds To Mars! You're such japers!
Not as big a japer as Justin Timberlake, though. Well, we THINK it's him. It could be Gaga. She does wear an awful lot of face masks.
See what we mean? And One Direction have to act like this is completely normal.
Barack Obama wows the crowds with his 'invisible box' mime.
Not everyone's impressed, though.
Blimey. These Spanish footballers overreact a bit, don't they?
Michael Gove. Hard.. something. Yes, working. That's it!