The Chinese are in town and David Cameron is trumpeting £14 billion of lovely, lovely trade deals.
Meanwhile back in China, executions, political repression and censorship are rife.
Hark back to last year when Cameron told George Gallowy in the Commons: "That is the right answer, not crawling up to dictators and telling them how great they are!"
OH REEAAALLLY DAVID?!!!
Here are a few photos that might make Dave feel a little awkward...