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27/09/2013 13:57 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Eight Stages Of Being Dumped And Getting Over It According To Elle Woods

1. You skirt round the issue, even though you KNOW something was up
Boy: "Hey [insert name here], we need to talk."
You: "Je ne parle pas anglais!"
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2. You try to reason out his decision to end your utterly perfect relationship

You were gonna live together, get married and have three children; twin girls and a boy.
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3. And again
You'd already picked out the wedding china!
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4. AND AGAIN!!!!
What's wrong with me you? Damnit!
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5. Chocolate and rom-coms just make everything SO MUCH WORSE *sobs uncontrollably into keyboard*.
Screw Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant. Things would never have worked out for them IRL.
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6. You get a make over
You think he'll soon see the errors of his ways.
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7. But still, it isn't enough for your douche bag ex boyfriend
This is the tipping point. Time to confine yourself to life as a spinster or...
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7. Then you realise HE was the one with the problem
You re-discover your own awesomeness. About bloody time.
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8. So you get back on the wagon
And the rest is history.
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