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Eight Stages Of Being Dumped And Getting Over It According To Elle Woods

27/09/2013 13:57 | Updated 22 May 2015

1. You skirt round the issue, even though you KNOW something was up

Boy: "Hey [insert name here], we need to talk."

You: "Je ne parle pas anglais!"

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2. You try to reason out his decision to end your utterly perfect relationship

You were gonna live together, get married and have three children; twin girls and a boy.

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3. And again

You'd already picked out the wedding china!

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4. AND AGAIN!!!!

What's wrong with me you? Damnit!

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5. Chocolate and rom-coms just make everything SO MUCH WORSE *sobs uncontrollably into keyboard*.

Screw Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant. Things would never have worked out for them IRL.

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6. You get a make over

You think he'll soon see the errors of his ways.

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7. But still, it isn't enough for your douche bag ex boyfriend

This is the tipping point. Time to confine yourself to life as a spinster or...

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7. Then you realise HE was the one with the problem

You re-discover your own awesomeness. About bloody time.

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8. So you get back on the wagon

And the rest is history.

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