1. You skirt round the issue, even though you KNOW something was up
Boy: "Hey [insert name here], we need to talk."
You: "Je ne parle pas anglais!"
2. You try to reason out his decision to end your utterly perfect relationship
You were gonna live together, get married and have three children; twin girls and a boy.
3. And again
You'd already picked out the wedding china!
4. AND AGAIN!!!!
What's wrong with
me you? Damnit!
5. Chocolate and rom-coms just make everything SO MUCH WORSE *sobs uncontrollably into keyboard*.
Screw Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant. Things would never have worked out for them IRL.
6. You get a make over
You think he'll soon see the errors of his ways.
7. But still, it isn't enough for your douche bag ex boyfriend
This is the tipping point. Time to confine yourself to life as a spinster or...
7. Then you realise HE was the one with the problem
You re-discover your own awesomeness. About bloody time.
8. So you get back on the wagon
And the rest is history.